Lots Of Laughter And Sex

You said, when we embarked on this great adventure together, that lots of laughter was essencial in a relationship.

I agreed.

You also made the point that a great deal of sex was of equal importance.

Again, I agreed. Wholeheartedly.

In fact I remember your exact words : laughter and sex are the barometers of a relationship. That was the statement you made, if I remember it correcty.

Don't get me wrong. I couldn't agree more. But not at the same time, ya fucking cow.


Irvine Welsh, in "The Acid House"